A student of the University of Minnesota, US has gotten her heart shattered to pieces after she got rejected by her crush even after building a six-point PowerPoint presentation explaining why they should date.
The lady, identified as Lizzy Fenton, built a succinct yet sophisticated argument detailing Lizzy’s proposition.
The student sent her presentation to Carter Blochwitz, her crush, who she fancies rather a lot.
Carrying on the scientific nature of the PowerPoint, Lizzy adds: “My boobs exhibit steady growth over time.
“I performed two statistical analysis tests to prove my breasts will grown larger with time.”
Lizzy has grown to be, she says, a DD cup.
She also claims to be “financially stable,” not in need of dates to be paid for her, and also explains:
“In the event of financial crisis, I have wealthy behind-the-scenes benefactors (parents) that can spot me cash.”
A cheque from her parents accompanies the fifth slide.
On her final slide, Lizzy includes more photographs, as well as endorsements from high-profile individuals.
-Channing Tatum apparently says: “Wanting to ask her out but she’s way out of my league.”
-Miss America allegedly adds: “She’s my phone background.”
Now after taking her time to put all this up, just look at the reply she got from her crush ...
Arggghh! Bro are you for real? Not fair!
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