The Sound, Fury of Ango Abdullahi, The Mendacities of Tanko Yakasai by Fani-Kayode

Professor Ango Abdullahi is the spokesman and de facto leader of the Northern Elders Forum.

His notorious mendacities and constant submissions and assertions remind me of Shakespeares’s profound words in his classic play titled ‘Macbeth’ where he spoke of “a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing”.

A few days ago the Professor claimed that, “the north sustained the entire Nigerian state from 1914 up to 1974”.

Chelsea will have to cough out £100m if they want Lukaku back

Chelsea have reportedly been told by Everton that striker Romelu Lukaku will only leave Goodison Park for a world-record fee of £100m this summer.

The 23-year-old has yet to sign a new long-term contract with the Toffees to commit his future to the club, and in turn Everton will be left in a tricky situation the longer the saga drags on.

#BBNaija: Rita Dominic blasts Helen Paul and AY over molestation joke about Tboss

Nollywood Actress, Rita Dominic has lashed out at comedian AY and Helen Paul for making jokes about s3xual abuse involving former big Brother Naija housemates T-boss and Kemen.

The duo brought up the issue at the “Warri Again?” concert while they were entertaining their fans with Kemen’s s*xual abuse on T-boss in the reality show. In their jokes AY and Helen had noted that the molestation that happened between the two was simply a “small touch.”

TB Joshua: “I’m scared to collect offerings!”

Nigerian cleric T.B. Joshua has made yet another controversial statement, admitting that he is afraid to collect money from congregants in the form of offerings.

“People like me are scared when it comes to collecting thanksgiving because I don't know where you are coming from with your money,” Joshua candidly stated in a sermon on Sunday 9th April 2017, subsequently released on his popular YouTube channel Emmanuel TV.

Davido: How to make 20 million naira in a day

Pop star and self acclaimed omo baba olowo, Davido has revealed how he made 20 million naira in a day. The singer did this by performing three shows in two different states in one day. 

Oh No! Man mistakenly hangs self, dies while playing Judas on Good Friday

A tragedy occurred in the district of Barranquillas in Tancítaro, Mexico where the final hours of Christ were being recreated in the play known as the ‘Viacrucis de Jesús,’ as part of the Easter celebration.

A young man, identified as Miguel Ángel, had put a rope around his neck and then around a tree to re-enact being hung just as Judas did, but he slipped off his support and was left dangling in the air.

#BBNaija: Efe, Tboss and Bisola get plots of land as gift from Tonto Dikeh's hubby, Churchill

The top three finalists of the just concluded Big Brother House; Efe, Bisola and Tboss were gifted with plots of land courtesy of Tonto Dikeh’s estranged hubby, Olakunle Churchill who is the chairman of Big Church Group.

Lagos state to execute Rev’d King, others on death roll

The Lagos State Government is set to execute the General Overseer of the Christian Praying Assembly, Chukwuemeka Ezeugo, also known as Rev King and other prison inmates on death roll.

This was disclosed by the State Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice, Adeniji Kazeem during a press conference in the state.

Kazeem said the state government was reviewing the cases of those on death roll and will be taking a crucial decision soon.

#BBNaija: "It took up to 7 hours of discussion, deliberations before reaching a decision on Kemen's disqualification" - Ebuka

Ebuka Obi-Uchendu the host of the just concluded Big Brother Naija 2017 reality TV show during an interview with Toolz on Beat FM, this afternoon, revealed that it took about 7 hours of discussion, deliberations before reaching a decision to disqualify Kemen for his sexual assault on Tboss.

Top Boko Haram leader's Ex-wife nabbed in Maiduguri

Ex-wife of the factional leader of the Boko Haram terrorist group, Mamman Nur, was one of the two teenage suspected suicide bombers intercepted by the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps in Borno State.

This is what President Buhari feels about Re-opening of Abuja airport

President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday expressed his excitement over the re-opening of Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, 24 hours ahead of the scheduled time.

The airport’s runway which was shut on March 8 for re-construction was initially scheduled to be reopened on Wednesday.

It was however reopened for commercial flights on Tuesday.

Hoodlums kill policeman in beer parlour, steal rifle

A police officer have been attacked and killed and riffle stolen by unidentified hoodlums in Yenagoa, the Bayelsa State capital, this is coming barely one week after a policeman lost his service rifle to unknown gunmen.

The unnamed policeman was reportedly killed in a beer parlour in the state capital.

It was learnt that the hoodlums stole a police AK47 rifle after murdering the policeman at one of the relaxation spots on Hospital Road area.

China says it will only give Nigeria more assistance if ...

Prof. Zhang Yong-Peng, a research fellow at the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences (CASS), in Beijing, China on Tuesday said that for more Chinese development assistance to be extended to Nigeria, both countries should become active partners.

Yong-Peng told a Delegation of visiting Nigerian Journalists in Beijing while making a clarification on “The Belt and Silk Road: Creating New Development in Africa,’’ that it was imperative for Nigeria to become more active with China.

Abuja airport reopens after six weeks

The Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, has reopened after a closure for repairs on the runaway which lasted six weeks.

A test flight from Kaduna international airport landed in Abuja on Wednesday morning.

According to Channels Television, it was a test flight from Kaduna international airport.

Authorities arrests two suspects allegedly planning attack during election in France

Judicial and police sources said on Tuesday that two men were arrested in Marseille, southern France, on suspicion of planning an attack during presidential elections which open on April 23.

The police source said authorities have been hunting the pair since on Saturday.

The source said that they were seized a few minutes apart in the southeastern port city.

WICKEDNESS! See what this woman did to her neighbour’s finger with razor blade

A 34-year-old woman, Ada Ikart, on Tuesday appeared in an Apapa Magistrates’ Court, Lagos for allegedly beating her neighbour, Justina Oke, and used a razor blade to cut her finger.

Ikart, a resident of Baba Sule Str. Ajegunle, Apapa in Lagos, is standing trial on a charge of assault.

The Prosecutor, Sgt. Olusegun Kokoye, told the court that the accused committed the offence on December 24, 2016, at her residence.

Pls Help! I have high s*x drive but When I have intercourse with my wife I ejaculate almost immediately

A man has been left totally helpless as he cannot understand what is happening to him each time he is having s*x with his wife.

I have a very high s*x drive but when my wife and I have intercourse I ejaculate almost immediately, which is so embarrassing.

"Release Nnamdi Kanu ... He is our son, we will advise him" - Igbo Leaders tells Buhari

The South-East Forum has demanded that the President Muhammadu Buhari-led Federal Government release the leader of Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu to the Igbo elders.

This was one of the resolutions reached in Enugu by the forum which is made up of elders from five states of Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi, Enugu and Imo.

Check out moments Prince William FaceTimes Lady Gaga from his London study to her kitchen in LA

Prince William communicated with Lady Gaga via FaceTime as part of the Heads Together campaign organized by the royals to raise awareness about mental health.

The royal and the singer during the chat discussed the #oktosay film series, a series of powerful films that have been released which show people from all walks of life discussing their mental health challenges.

Police arrest high profile thief posing as employee of Linda Ikeji' blog

The Inspector-General of Police (IGP) Intelligence Response Team (IRT) at the Force Headquarters in Abuja, has arrested a ‘high-profile thief’ identified as Augustine Joseph, who specialises in impersonating journalists to steal gadgets and defraud dignitaries at events.

The suspect who posed as an employee of Linda Ikeji blog, with an identity card bearing the name Michael Mordi, was arrested and paraded last week for robbing unsuspecting members of public of their belongings at public events.

Choi! See what Actor Emeka Ike told a fan who ask him to appreciate his ex-wife

Veteran Nollywood actor, Emeka Ike recently took to his IG page to share a beautiful photo of the 4 children he had with ex-wife, Suzanne Emma. The actor celebrated the kids with sweet words excluding their mother, who he was married to for 17 years before they divorced in March 2017.

Upon sighting the post, a fan @iamokekearujoy said:

Police officers who returned home safely from the North holds thanksgiving in Lagos

Group of Police officers who returned safely from the North-East, where the Boko Haram group have been terrorizing were filled with praise and joy as they were pictured in a Church in Lagos thanking God.

According to one of the gallant officers, Akinola Ola Rotimi who shared the photo on his Facebook page, he wrote:

REVEALED! Carmelo and La La Anthony separated because Carmelo allegedly got a stripper pregnant

Yesterday it came as a shock as the longtime couple, La La Anthony and her husband Carmelo have broken up and lots of stories emerges as regard the cause of their break up. Well, today TMZ is saying it's because the basketball player was messing around with a woman who now claims she's pregnant with his baby:

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Prime Minister Theresa May announces UK early general election on June 8

British Prime Minister, Theresa May is making headlines worldwide as she stunned the world by announcing she is to seek an early general election.

In an unexpected statement a few minutes ago at Downing street, she said she was starting the process of calling a vote on June 8, 2017 less than halfway through the government's term. 

Five Occupants of Osborne Towers Where EFCC Discovered N13 Billion Under Probe

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) is on the trail of some high-profile tenants of the Osborne towers where it found $43.4 million, £27,000 and N23 million at House 6, Apartment 7B, The Nation reveals. So far, four of the tenants have been quizzed while a petition is pending against the fifth.

According to the report, the building, it was learnt, had been under surveillance because of the tenants. Sources said a whistle-blower alerted the EFCC about the apartment in which the huge cash was recovered. When the EFCC moved in, a source said, it was unaware that the National Intelligence Agency (NIA) had a Safe Apartment there.

Ladies, Here Are Six Types of Side Chicks Trying to Lure Your Husband Away in Nigeria

Ifeanyi Ifebi Emmanuel thought it would do ladies a whole lot of good to understand some set of side chicks whose aim is to lure your husband away from you.

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Senator Explains Why He Was Stoned by His Constituents

 

The senator, who alongside other public officials, was stoned by irate protesters in his constituency has given reasons for the Saturday incident (Missed It? Read Here).

According to Premium Times, Abu Ibrahim (APC, Katsina south) blamed his political opponents for the disruption of Saturday’s All Progressives Congress, APC, rally in Funtua.

Notorious Prison Inmate, 'Overall General' Dumps Islam, Converts to Christianity in Port Harcourt

A notorious prison inmate popularly called 'Overall General' of Port Harcourt Maximum Security Prison, Adeosun Kazeem, has converted to Christianity after dumping Islam.

Kazeem was sent to prison after he committed murder in 2007 while serving in the Nigerian Army. He renounced his Muslim faith after participating in the birthday celebration of General Overseer of Apostolic Army, Bishop Winning Willy Bunting.

Say What | Wife Beats Husband Mercilessly Then Chase Him Out of His House (Photo)

A 67-year-old man claims his wife of decades and their son beat and chased him away from their matrimonial home in Kanjuku village in Githunguri, Kiambi County Kenya.

According to edaily, Mwaniki Nding'uri also claims that his wife is plotting to forcefully acquire a 20-acre parcel of land that he inherited from his wealthy mother, who died several years ago. His wife was suspected to have hired unknown people to destroy a large coffee plantation belong to him.

Watch as Mercy Johnson use her BIG Booty to send Fans into Frenzy (VIDEO)

Nollywood actress Mercy Johnson as we all know is a talented actor but never did we know she can also dance using her bootylicious curves to send fans to frenzy.