Pls Help! My wife has a very big hole inside her pu*sy

A distressed man has taken to online relationship Instagram page, Break_or_makeup to seek advice on what to do about his wife condition.

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Hilarious! Noble Igwe's worst day - Media personality explains why he joined MMM

Media personality Noble Igwe who mentioned yesterday that he invested his office rent in MMM via twitter after the shocking revelation that MMM is freezing confirmed accounts for one month. 

He has in a story shared on his blog explained why he MMMed and it's hilarious. 

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National Assembly on lockdown, staff shut outside

National Assembly this morning was shut down, all three entry gates were heavily guided by security operatives.

The action is preparatory to President Muhammadu Buhari’s anticipated visit to the National Assembly today to present the estimates of the 2017 budget to senators and members of the House of Representatives.

Unbelievable! See where these two women was found trying to enter Europe (Photos)

Police got a shock when investigating two abandoned suitcases on a train to Vienna when they discovered two Afghan women stuffed inside them.

Romanian border patrol officers stationed in the town of Curtici entered the luggage compartment of the train which was travelling to the Austrian capital having become suspicious of the bags.

After deciding to open them, they found two women inside, who were trying to reach Austria illegally. 

Wife of alleged MMM-Nigeria owner, Chuddy Ugorji, has this to say

The wife of the alleged owner of MMM-Nigeria, Chiamaka Chuddy Ugorji who recently wedded her husband Chuddy Ugorji in a luxury wedding that buzzed all over social media on Saturday, November 12, 2016.

Chiamaka & Chuddy’s wedding which took place at Elshadai Covenant Church, 7 social club road, Abulegba Lagos, witnessed large turnout of well-wishers and MMM guiders and participants.

After news broke out yesterday that MMM Nigeria has froze its users’ accounts, Chiamaka has reached out to participants in an open letter.

MUST READ! Someone has unmask the face behind MMM-Nigeria, how deal was struck, including names & phone numbers (PHOTOS)

A young man on Twitter is claiming he has unmasked who really owns MMM Nigeria, where the server is hosted, how the deal was struck and even gone ahead to release names and phone numbers for everyone allegedly in the MMM cartel.

According to Noel, he is speaking out now after MMM has allegedly crashed because he needed to be 100% sure of what he is saying. 

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Two Women receives human rights award after ISIS abduct and gang raped them

Two Yazidi women who were brutally gang raped by ISIS and kept as sex slaves have received an award in recognition of their bravery.

Nadia Murad and Lamiya Aji Bashar were among thousands of women and girls abducted, tortured and sexually abused by Islamic State fighters in Iraq in 2014.

The Yazidi are a small, religious sect whose beliefs combine elements of several ancient Middle Eastern religions.

Fallen Hero! Another Lt. Col. Killed By Boko Haram Insurgents

Members of suspected Boko Haram have ambushed and killed yet another senior Nigerian Army officer. He is Lt. Col. Otos Umusu pictured above, the Commanding Officer, 118 Task Force Battalion in Borno State.

See the top questions Nigerians ask Google in 2016

The Year 2016 in Google Search has been intense and far-reaching. From elections to excitement to shock and hope, this year’s compilation of top trending searches brings together stories and questions through the eyes of Nigerians on the web.

Sieving out the top searches from the flurry of inquiries on sensational and diverse moments on Google search, are top trending celebrity stories, major events, ‘what is’ and ‘how to’ searches, travel questions and exciting perspectives of the world. The direction of this year’s search reveals that Nigerians are eager to learn about current events not just within the country, but in other parts of the world, as the searches for the year move outside search for songs, actors, movies and sports news.

Get In Here! Someone just proposed to Toke Makinwa via his Instagram Page

City FM OAP, Uche Agbai has taken to his social media page to proposed to stunning Vlogger, Toke Makinwa, Wow!

The cute AOP shared the photo of Toke Makinwa above and wrote this lovely message to her, and also asked her to marry him. 

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Federal Court Orders Zenith Bank To Unfreeze Fayose’s Account

A Federal High Court sitting in Ado Ekiti has ordered Zenith Bank to immediately unfreeze the accounts of Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose.

Justice Taiwo Taiwo said the  Economic and Financial Crimes Commission did not follow the laid down regulations in ordering the bank to freeze the accounts.

Federal Government to increase salaries next year – Minister

Minister of Labour and Employment, Senator Chris Ngige, has promised Nigerian workers that they will get a pay rise next year.

Ngige said this in Awka, the Anambra State capital, during an interactive session with journalists on Tuesday.

He explained that the various committees handling the minimum wage issue would soon come up with a solution.

Chelsea escape points deduction as FA fines club £100,000

Chelsea have escaped a possible points deduction, following their bench-clearing fracas at the end of their 3-1 win over Manchester City on December 3.

The brawl started after City striker, Sergio Aguero, lunged into Blues defender David Luiz. Aguero and Fernandinho were eventually sent off.

Manchester United and Arsenal were punished for brawling in 1990 with points deduction and the FA has already warned Chelsea, after they appealed over the ugly scenes in the London Derby against Tottenham in May this year.

Guardiola reveals Manchester City could sack him

Manchester City boss, Pep Guardiola, has admitted there is no reason why the club cannot sack him if he fails.

The Spaniard has seen his side slip to fourth in the Premier League, after taking 12 points from their last nine fixtures.

Although City are now seven points behind leaders Chelsea, Guardiola insists there is time for him to turn the slump around.

Federal Government reaffirms that Nigeria will come out of recession in 2017

The federal government of Nigeria has assured Nigerians that the ongoing economic hardship in the nation would end in 2017.

It said a foundation for a diversified economy had been being laid, adding that “the 2017 budget will strengthen the economy further.”

The Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Babachir David Lawal, gave this message of hope when he received a delegation from the Methodist Church of Nigeria, led by the Archbishop of Abuja, the Most Reverend Joseph Oche Job.

Senators’ wives pardons female inmates during visit to Suleja Prisons

Wife of the President of the Senate, Dr. Mrs. Toyin Saraki has advocated for continuous rehabilitation of prison inmates.

This is also as she urged the Senate to, as a matter of urgency, pass the Prisons Reform Bill 2016 into law.

Speaking at the Suleja Medium Prisons in Niger State on Tuesday, Mrs. Saraki said only when the Prisons facilities were in right shape and the welfare of the workers taken into considerations that the officers would put in their best.

Everton 2 Arsenal 1: The Toffees came from behind to beat sloppy Arsenal side

Arsenal missed the chance to go top of the Premier League for at least 24 hours after they were beaten 2-1 by Everton at Goodison Park on Tuesday.

Arsene Wenger’s men took the lead after Alexis Sanchez’s free-kick deflected in off Ashley Williams. But the home team were level before the break after Seamus Coleman headed in Leighton Baines’ cross.

I Will Reveal Secrets That Will Sink Nigeria – Biafra

Leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, and Director of Radio Biafra, Mr. Nnamdi Kanu has threatened that he would expose secrets that are capable of sinking Nigeria.

Kanu gave the threat at his resumed trial on Tuesday. In the Tuesday’s ruling, trial Justice Binta Nyako of the Federal High Court in Abuja granted the Federal Government the nod to shield identities of witnesses billed to testify against Nnamdi Kanu.

Justice Nyako who held that names of all the prosecution witnesses who are mostly security operatives, would not be disclosed in any record of the court proceedings also said that the witnesses would be allowed to testify against the defendants behind a screen that would be provided by the court.

Ekiti State | Governor Fayose sacks 400 staff of State University

Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State has revoked the employment of over 400 staff of the state university.

He said the recent recruitment did not follow due process.

The Governor, who made this disclosure on Wednesday in Ado Ekiti, said he was shocked that over 400 persons would be offered employment without the positions being advertised.

He spoke during an interactive session with the participants in the N-Power Programme of the Federal Government from the state at the Government House, Ado Ekiti.

Biafra: I will not be tried in secret – Nnamdi Kanu yell at Justice Nyako

The leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, on Tuesday caused a mild drama at an Abuja Federal High Court as he shouted at the judge handling his case, Justice Binta Nyako that he will not be tried in private.

Kanu, alongside Chidiebere Onwudiwe, Benjamin Madubugwu and David Nwawuisi, are facing trial for an 11 count charge bordering on terrorism, treasonable felony and publication of defamatory matter.

APC chieftain explain why Tinubu won’t leave Party

A chieftain of the All Progressives Congress, Mallam Mohammed Lawal, has affirmed that Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, will only leave if President Muhammadu Buhari defects from the ruling party.

There has been reports that Tinubu, a former governor of Lagos State was teeming up with Atiku Abubakar to form ‎another mega party.

Lawal, who was the Deputy Director, Coordination and Implementation of the APC Presidential Campaign Office in 2015, also refuted the reports that there was friction between Tinubu and the President.

JUST IN: Super Falcons storm National Assembly over unpaid allowances

Nigeria female football national team, the Super Falcons, have stormed the National Assembly protesting the refusal of the Nigerian Football Federation to pay their entitlements.

Recall, the team won the 10th edition of the African Women championship just concluded in Cameroon but were held up in a hotel in Abuja, many days after they returned to the country with the trophy, owing to non-payment of their entitlements.

You wouldn't believe who bought King Sunny Ade’s Guitar🎸 for N52.1million (See Photos)

The buyer of the vintage fender guitar owned by evergreen icon, King Sunny Adé, auctioned in the late hours of Sunday, at N52.1m, has been revealed.

KSA celebrated his birthday this penultimate Sunday, and part of the event had featured the auction of the iconic musician’s guitar.

Nigerian Grooms-To-Be Whose eyes are on the bum (See pre-wedding photos)

It is another pre-wedding and this time the groom to be couldn't hide the fact that he is a lover of bum (oh yeah, from the photos, you can tell).

These Nigerian grooms to be who couldn’t take their eyes and hands off their bride’s bum while having their pre-wedding shoot.

Zahra Buhari goes public about her wedding ... See what she posted

Few days after her family rejected the “Pre-wedding” photos that went viral, the stunning President’s daughter has finally shared something about her wedding.

She took to her social media page to share the hashtag of their wedding which is #zahmed2016. The wedding is set to hold from the 16th of December, this Friday. 

See what she posted below:

“Abakaliki Rice” Sells For N14,500 In Cross River

The demand for Nigerian-grown rice has duly risen in Calabar amidst rising cost of imported grains. Local rice looks set to take over kitchens this Christmas, according to a new investigation by News Agency of Nigeria.

“It is cheaper, more affordable and even sweeter than foreign rice. So I cannot spend as much as N26, 000 just to buy just a bag of rice simply because it is foreign,” said Calabar resident Richard Nku.

The actual REASON why MMM Nigeria was frozen

Nigerians are still trying to figure out the reason why MMM Nigeria decided to froze all members account until January. Well, facts have emerged why popular Ponzi scheme in Nigeria, MMM froze confirmed monies in the system for one month.

Recall that operator of the scheme last night, December 12, froze mavros on MMM stating that it’s action was due to panic and heavy anti-MMM reports by the Nigerian media.

But the scheme’s number one guider, simply identified as Chuddy, has come out to clear the air on the development.

SA Pastor Spotted Buying More Bottles of Dettol, Says He’s Been Receiving Amazing Testimonies After Making Members Drank From It

Controversial South Africa Pastor who made his member drank from bottles of Dettol for miracles was spotted buying more bottles despite a statement issued by Dettol South Africa, condemning Prophet Rufus Phala for forcing members of his church to drink the liquid antiseptic.

Prophet Phala of the Spiritual Christian Church in Makgodu Village, outside Polokwane in Limpopo, had made his members drink Dettol antiseptic liquid, promising they will be healed of their sicknesses, adding that the Holy Spirit had instructed him to use the product.

Oh boy! MMM Nigeria says they told Participants to use Spare Money, So they shouldn't be unnecessarily greedy

When Nigerians are still believing the Ponzi scheme is still on track and that the current pause is just a normal routine, MMM Nigeria helps social media account has shared an even more scary news.

The official twitter help handle for MMM Nigeria tweeted above and this has not gone well with Nigerians who has called for the arrest of this persons, but the question now is, who is to be arrested, who are these people? 

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Ladies, here are 10 ways He is screaming, ‘I love you’ but you aren’t listening

So ladies you are in a relationship and not sure if the guy really does love you, maybe because he is not saying it directly, right? 

According to Welfare Passion, If you’ve been playing “he loves me, he loves me not” and the subject in question is your man, you don’t need to kill perfectly good flowers just to get some romantic reassurance. Chances are, the man in your life has been telling you he loves you – you just may not be listening.